Who is Lauren Wood?
Well, she's happy to tell you, even if she does appear a smidge awkward at first.
But fear not! Here are a few tips to engage her in a successful conversation:
If possible, have an English accent. Scottish also acceptable.
Do not ask her about her time at the Defense Department. She can’t talk about it.
Impromptu musical numbers loosen her up much quicker than alcohol.
Try asking her the capital of anything. She loves capitals.
And when in doubt, just quote Monty Python.
Recommended Topics: ghosts, dachshunds, abstract expressionism, weather, James Bond, pelicans, Avatar: the Last Airbender, the Industrial Revolution, her novel, hamburgers, fencing, Les Misérables, advertising
Topics to Avoid: coffee, reality television, the cancellation of Firefly, nutrition, living statues, symbolic logic, the Eagles, scents, middle school, broadcast journalism, Pepsi, money, Norman Rockwell, Twilight
It might just be the most interesting interview of your career.