We just hit a million Facebook fans. And all the awesome parenting advice we got is worth celebrating with a song… CHORUS: Don’t let a single second pass you by, It’s all over in the blink of an eye, And when your [parental] plans become undone, Remember everyone gets peed on… Always say “I love you,” keep your camera on Sleep when your baby sleeps, remember to have fun. Shop for clothes at yard sales, pack them extras too, And pack them for yourself in case their aim starts to improve, You can never have too many wipes on hand: Don’t forget the bottles, lotion, diapers, baggies and Blankets, pacifiers, snacks, toys, formula, powder, changing pads, hand sanitizer… Remember just to breathe When they embarrass you Don’t worry about their germs You’ll learn to love their poop CHORUS: Don’t let a single second pass you by, It’s all over in the blink of an eye, And when your parental plans become undone, Remember everyone gets peed on.